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[skynyrdgroupie]

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text | nv virus

[cheerhealer]

Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.

[skynyrdgroupie]

Not sure if I'm capable of giving a flying fuck. Not in this situation.

But blow jobs are nice, maybe I can manage 25%.

[cheerhealer]

i didnt send that

[skynyrdgroupie]

I figured you either had a sense of humor or ... maybe a glitch?

[cheerhealer]

close enough. it was a virus.

[skynyrdgroupie]

Should've figured these systems were subpar.

[cheerhealer]

you're used to better?

[skynyrdgroupie]

Much better.

[cheerhealer]

really? what was it like?

[skynyrdgroupie]

I formatted it myself. It was just more sophisticated.

[cheerhealer]

thats pretty impressive.

[skynyrdgroupie]

All in the wrist.

[cheerhealer]

not to mention serious brain power

[skynyrdgroupie]

That too.

[cheerhealer]

well maybe you can use your skills to get rid of this virus once and for all.

[skynyrdgroupie]

Maybe, if I wanted to.

[cheerhealer]

so you like sending and receiving weird texts like this then?

[skynyrdgroupie]

Nope, not really.

[NV TFLN virus][Yesterday!]

[mentors]

Nipple clamps can be ambiguous

[skynyrdgroupie]

... What?

I mean I guess so, but ... how is that relevant?

[mentors]

I'm sorry?

oh no, I hope my NV didn't catch that virus...

[skynyrdgroupie]

I think it did...

[mentors]

My apologies. I hope it wasn't anything too rude.

[skynyrdgroupie]

That's okay viruses are meant to be rude.

[mentors]

They all seem to have been so far, haven't they?

[skynyrdgroupie]

Wouldn't know. I've only gotten one hit.

[mentors]

I see.

Angeal Hewley, by the way.

[skynyrdgroupie]

I'm Ash.

[mentors]

Pleased to meet you. I'll be more careful with my texts from now on.

[skynyrdgroupie]

It's not a big deal.